Sizing and Terms

Shirts may shrink half a size depending on certain factors in your washing/drying process.

For best results, hand wash only and lay flat in the sun to dry.

T-Shirts & Long Sleeves

Length: 27 inches
Width: 18 inches

Length: 29 inches
Width: 20 inches

Length: 31 inches
Width: 22 inches

Length: 32 inches
Width: 24 inches

Jumpers & Hoods

Body Length: 26.5
Chest Width: 20.5
Sleeve Length: 34

Body Length: 28
Chest Width: 22
Sleeve Length: 35

Body Length: 30
Chest Width: 23.5
Sleeve Length: 36.5

Body Length: 31
Chest Width: 25
Sleeve Length: 37.5 

Return Policy

All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. In the unfortunate event you were sent the wrong item/defected item, send us a picture within 5 days and we will exchange or return your money. Items must be returned unworn and unwashed.


USPS is our shipping carrier. Please allow up to 2 days for your order to process and up to 5 days for it to be shipped out.

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